𝙞 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙪𝙧𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚— juliska magdalena farkas. '68 born. march pisces. happily divorced mother of five. retired hitman. forensics photographer. occasional nymphomaniac. bi with a femme preference. ( n )sfw. mdni. penned by harlot~

when the alimony hits the bank.

i don't know how that happened, but it just worked out that way.

'damien followed you' oh fuck.

when their name is damien period,

that won't work when you die and have to face your maker.

pay me for my peace and i'll think about it.

me extorting damien for the fifth time in a week,

people act like divorce is the worse thing when you literally can turn it into your biggest pay day. think progressively.

love opening my mentions just to have an ugly ass dog staring me in the face. gross.

i heard my granddaughter's father didn't want to meet me because he's 'not my daughter's boyfriend' so i booked a flight to new york. you're gonna meet me motherfucker.

twitter quit being a piece of shit challenge failed.

damien's coming with me just in case he tries something stupid.

we're in new york for BUSINESS PURPOSES ONLY DAMIEN. keep your dick in your pants until we get back home.

shameless old man.

damien's home. his butt buddy must've gotten borin'— it didn't take him long to come back.

what? i didn't say anythin'.

it's all in the alimony~ i get paid being an ex-wife.

𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒎 𝒓𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒚 ❝ 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝑰 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒎? ❞

my granddaughters havin' my shade of red for hair colors fills me with granny pride. fontaine genes are strong.