my two halloween ideas. duality of man if you will

the broncos blasting shake it off after beating the chiefs 🫣 it’s giving feuding gays !

i fucking loveeeee eating over the sink

the poop deli tik tok is the only thing i’ve thought about for the past 48 hours

you’re sleeping on the couch tonight mister

if i have to hear jalen hurts say some stupid empty inspirational quotes after this game i’m gonna rip my own drywall out with my teeth

Larry David attacks Elmo on live television.

KACEY MUSGRAVES COMMERCIAL MADE ME BURST INTO TEARS

cunty mother goose

Annie Lennox calls for a ceasefire at the #GRAMMYs: “Artists for ceasefire. Peace in the world.”

Tracy Chapman & Joni Mitchell baby they had me in here crying

craving mortadella.. becoming debilitating

did you know it’s possible to say a song is bad without being transphobic

i enjoy observing mayonnaise discourse in my Hoagie Gurus facebook group

blueberry redbull

oh im sorry, is a mango’s juice too sweet? is the summer’s breeze too refreshing?

i had to

You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.