I want to stream again soon

バンギラス擬人化

Fucki g awesome

Me: Despite a horrible debut at the Boonta Eve Classic, Ben Quadinaros actually went on to become a successful podracer that rivaled Sebulba, and- My 3 inch tall clone starts convulsing on the floor Me, snapping my fingers: Pay attention or you don't fucking get dessert

Vampire market crash. Cost of artificial blood skyrocketed. Now the new gens are trying natural blood and are turning into Nosferatus. Concerning.

I have been conducting experiments and I have successfully detached my penis and turned it into a crocodile

I was a shark in a past life and I bit a teenager's leg off lol

Switch 2 and Pokopia please? I've been a good boy this year 🙂‍↕️

The Gay Porn Demon visited me in my sleep during my afternoon nap and flashed images of Gay Porn into my mind

They should invent rollercoasters that aren't scary

Tryna suck clit like I'm suckin clam out the shell

Paul Rudd sent me a DM on Instagram asking for a picture of my butthole

Yo doods Ben Miller and I decided to hook it up for everybody and give away a Switch 2 and digital copy of Pokopia. To enter: Like this post Retweet this post Rolled live for proof (attendance not required) on twitch on 3/21 the final day of Switch Week! Also go follow Ben :]

You wouldn't believe it, but aliens watch human porn. It's true! They just watch it casually. It's like their version of eating dinner with YouTube on.

Forgot I had one of these so I added some shit to it if you wanna give me a birthday gift for next month :) throne.com/mothsora

3 shots of dark chocolate banana whiskey, the rest is cream soda. Will report findings soon.

I stay creaming

It looks like possible Bigfoot is COULD be real,

The hydraulic press was about to crush the chihuahua

Had an ex girlfriend who kissed the tip once and it got my balls pregnant