can i tell you guys a secret 🤭 almost every time you meet mickey he’s being played by a cis woman 🤭 but sorry- do we not have an issue with that?

twitter bring close friends back specifically for this week of my life challenge

i’m sorry is this not the funniest line of dialogue in the world to anyone else

when i worked at a certain theme park i had someone try to run me over with a stroller (WITH THEIR CHILD IN IT) because a pathway they wanted to use was closed during the firework show

and where was he during the willy wonka glasgow experience?

Epic Mickey cinematic intro, 2024 Vs. 2010 🔥

y’all have been sleeping on zand but not me i’ve been UP

when your card declines at therapy so they bring out the fandom instagram account you ran when you were 13

in 2015 twenty one pilots was saying shit like life is up here but you comment below and my 14 year old ass was like oh my god so true stuntalina boots the house

me at age 25

my sims speaking simlish:

twenty one pilots ran so lin manuel miranda could walk

shut UPPPPP

the trials and tribulations of wanting to start a new hobby but it’s the holidays so all your money is going towards gifts

I’m so tired.

ok time for everyone’s yearly judgment