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Steph Curry scored 40 and Jimmy Butler still was +33 +/- better 😳

Elon, you beady-eyed apartheid failson, you panic-bought Twitter like a mid-life crisis dad buying a Ferrari to compensate for erectile dysfunction, ran it straight into the ground, and now you’re crying in the wreckage like a bitch-made Bond villain, wondering why nobody

Wow this guy totally gets it

Surprise, surprise, MAHA is a scam too. A program like this should be it’s cornerstone politico.com/news/2025/03/1…

This isn’t hard

Because no one will eat them

The conversations with Europeans are on a completely different level this trip. So fucking sad

Can’t get old if you’re already old(town) Stockholm

It’s wild that this is basically the consensus. Talking with European colleagues this week their position is basically this. This is all so idiotic and will blow up fast it has to be the bottom, right? Wish I shared their optimism that there is a low too low for these fools

Welcome back to the resistance Elon Musk actually no, go fuck yourself

The Republican American dream just being an assembly line of unvaccinated workers with 6 unvaccinated kids at home making door knobs and hangers that were $4 cheaper a unit to manufacture in Taiwan

What a time to be an American traveling in Europe

uhhhh thats not how this works. If i threaten to put my dick on the table, its a negotiation up until i unzip my pants. Once my dick is on the table, im just a perv with a dick on a table.

To be fair, how was anyone supposed to know that Donald Trump would govern like a mentally ill sociopath? If only there had been signs.

Bill rn:

the people in charge of our country right now are venal, resentful, evil, petty and selfish - but above all else they are very stupid. nothing explains everything that has happened since january better than "they're all really dumb". a unifying theory, of sorts

All around the world, people are engaged in difficult labor to produce goods for American consumers. And in exchange they get pieces of paper that we can basically print as many as we want of. And yet some claim that we’re the ones getting ripped off.

Because they are