Wordle 218 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 💅

Wordle 221 3/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 *takes a drag* god i'm good

Wordle 226 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 sorry wordle is the only thing keeping me going

This dude will get a McDonald’s burger, wait three hours to unwrap it, and then be like “I am going to die of cancer from this burger. This burger is giving me an STI.”

Love watching the big game

I vended at a maker’s market this weekend 😇😇😇 I was really nervous but I did it anyway and everything went so well!

My favorite customer interaction today came from an older lady who said “wow these are great, are you an art student?” and I said “well I was, but then I dropped out…” to which she replied “congratulations! good for you!” and I have never felt so affirmed

pray 4 me because yesterday I accidentally ate pork for the first time in 3 years (didn’t realize I was eating sausage gravy and I ate…a lot of it) and the pig is exacting its revenge on me. I deserve it :(

update: austin didn’t eat any and he’s sick now too. the situation is dire. end my misery.

Having a uterus is fucking exhausting. I mean it. I am so sad and so tired.

I ordered Chinese food just for myself and they gave me 3 fortune cookies :(

all day every day I am only thinking about tomatoes

my favorite thing about garden food is that you can literally take a bunch of random shit, sauté it up, and you have a restaurant quality meal. I am eating a bowl of yellow squash, banana peppers, jalapeños, onions, and chimichurri and I’ve never had something so delicious.

I finally overcame my anxiety to make a doctor’s appointment today and the soonest they have available is in 4 months 🥲

Me eating all the bread at The Last Supper

me being the lead only to go home and and literally do every single thing i was portraying in the skit