imagine you walk into a club and bastiengoat is playing bastiengoat music

UPDATE: you cannot scare real music enjoyers 😳🤠

Good morning to James Ferraro and the Suki Girlz

I put birria on top of that leftover veggie pot pie and I must say- wow!

I was so sleepy and brainrotted I said de’mindful in the car last night and I think it’s time for this shit to END

I am very clumsy

Needed to read this while editing a video mix

Ya know- dealing with my mom for too long really tanks my morale. I don’t wanna be an eldest daughter today.

Playing 2010s rap for my younger homies and saying “YALL GOTTA MAKE THIS CRACK AGAIN” has been making me giggle a lot sksksks

I made these and suddenly I’m 30% less mopey and moody (They are stuffed squash blossoms)

getting a letter that a former job at which you organized (and wrongfully terminated half the staff after) is FILING FOR BANKRUPTCY omg my petty bone is tickledt bitch

Today it’s giving Copenhagen fashion week and maybe I’ll elaborate after a cup of coffee

Alexa, play Tay-K I am both doing the race (😩🙄) and beating the case (🤐😏) No I won’t elaborate online lmfao

Back at it again with a very timely name change sksksksks ran thru

Luteal phase won- it’s fried rice, no makeup and a jersey tonight. I AM NOTTTT putting on no JNCOs, lashes, or a titty top 😂😂😂😂

Sometimes you gotta call your auntie and say: HELP- WHAT DO I DO? It works. She got me together 🙏🏾😮‍💨

I am not a mean “girl” but a am a “bitch”

And before you say “no you’re not”… beloved: context is key

Can I be petty and rude real quick?