That part of the Haggada where we try to figure out how many Makkos there actually were.

Slichos would only take 5 minutes if all the people who wrote it were named גד or דן

And this my friends, is how I ended up with a Ram in my bed

For those who often say, "I'd rate this zero stars if I could" in reviews, remember there's an alternative: it's called "Not leaving a review"

אִם בְּעָלָיו עִמּוֹ לֹא יְשַׁלֵּם

Told my friend I'm an Ex-Developer Now he thinks I work for X

אָמַר רַבִּי בִּנְיָמִין, הַכֹּל בְּחֶזְקַת סוּמִין, עַד שהקב”ה מֵאִיר אֶת עֵינֵיהֶם מִן הָכָא, וְיִפְקַח אֱלֹקִים אֶת עֵינֶיהָ וְתֵּרֵא בְּאֵר מַיִם, וְתֵלֵךְ וּתְמַלֵּא אֶת הַחֵמַת אֱלָקָא דְמֵאִיר עֲנֵנִי. אֱלָקָא דְמֵאִיר עֲנֵנִי. אֱלָקָא דְמֵאִיר עֲנֵנִי....

Farmers trying to get out of giving Peah 🤷‍♂️

The Kaporos center had a Shiduchim crisis… They were out of זכרים but still had נקיבות

Happens to me all the time: 10:39: Testing my new Alarm clock, setting the alarm to 10:40 **Done** It's already 10:41

This should be illegal!

BMG parking lot has bigger craters and cars in worse shape than this

The IDF has been fleishigs for the past 3 weeks

The moment you find out a pomegranate does not have 613 seeds...

Getting ready for Pesach!

Would be a great idea for Coca-Cola to put an ad on the moon now... while millions are watching Hope it's not too late

Today the WebAssembly CG WASI Subgroup voted to move wasi-gfx (formerly known as wasi-webgpu) to Phase 2. Great work mENDY bERGER ! We are really excited to bring safe, portable graphics and compute APIs to Wasm. github.com/WebAssembly/wa…

Here we go again. DeepSeek: "Who is the real Satmar Rabbi?"

If I see you with old AirPods, I trust you with my life. You clearly don’t lose things.