Where are the subs bro? And why do they play for Arsenal? Benchwarmers must step up. They are not there to check for trans ID if they have been paid. They must play football. Arteta must throw them in... and warn them that if they misbehave, this is their last season!!!!

The Onion. Oh boy, parody journalism at its finest.

Happy Birthday to me. May the likes of King George continue to suffer the terrible spell of Man U for a very very long time. Inshallah!

We are thankful for the bad things in life. I was blind, but now I see people like trees!

Woow.

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Soldiers in The Sahel Alliance (Burkina Faso, Mali and Niger) are attempting to address Africa’s economic problems more than graduates of Oxford and Harvard.

Fuel akubwera.

800kms

Its the baby in diapers and cheering on for me. Massive cheerleader!!!

Raise fuel prices, Sir. We are scared and we beg you!

Ushomola

Its been a good 14 years on Twitter. #MyXAnniversary

Chiso K, I am very happy for you guys. It's already 24 years? Haibo. Happy, happy anniversary!🎂

This has made my day.

The Grinch is such a bad man!

Nice one!

Oh yea!

Aaaa come on Mr Chirwa!

$290 a piece. Ku Nsanje iliko yambiri.