@ChadDerpington JΞSŦΞR ΔCŦUΔL "that concludes today's tour, thanks for visiting I hope you learned a lot about the anonymous creature!"

@ChadDerpington JΞSŦΞR ΔCŦUΔL haha quality! My friend I have no idea who you are but I like you already!

@ChadDerpington JΞSŦΞR ΔCŦUΔL haha there's always a first time for everything

Do people not realise walking around with beats headphones on makes them look like utter pillocks!

Good morning Liverpool!

@gracejoyhunter no he isn't! Look past the bumbling fool act. He's smart, scheming, unpleasant, and rumour has it got a bit of dirty laundry

Today I learned there one thing wrong with Armani shirts and breitlings: the windbag uppity BMW owners that turn 1.30hr meeting into 6hrs

This is bedtime in my house apparently Emma Hammond

Bayern Munich starting line up cost £81.3m. Gareth Bale cost £86m. Just let that sink in.... #FCB #RMCF

Man city are getting played off the park! Amazing football!

I don't even...

There's nothing like a burst water main to get 20 year + desk jockeys into action man mode!

Sleeves up, superheroes standing shaking their sorry heads! (GCSE English level alliteration right there!)

"Great place for a meeting but there was no fresh squeezed juice available, I mean none what so ever just cartons!" Quote of the day!

"Have you not heard about it yet? Oh.. It's still quite high level, I guess it hasn't reached you yet!" Best put down ever delivered!

That one was definitely quite of the day from someone in the last meeting!

Youngest #cronut eater in Bardfield #babybear

Congratulations to Arsenal on winning the FA Cup. #AFC

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