When someone from the public calls the office and asks, "Who's this?," it takes every fiber of my being to not respond with, "I'm vengeance, how can I help you?"

Sure, you can stream music for free, but there’s nothing better than sitting on the floor, in a bean bag chair, listening to vinyl and smoking a big, fat joint

[I’d recommend this one, arguably the best Christmas Movie of all time. #CaddyShack]

Every Pink Floyd fanatic will relate #PinkFloyd #pinkfloyd tillidie

Next week Gag On This...Podcast will be crowning this year's #FantasyFuneral winner and completing the 2023 draft! We got the Gag crew and PoBoys Podcast Morty Stein @TeresaSFAS Nicole Eichenberg and possibly some others joining! The draft will be posted on our YouTube page.

I don’t have a lot of engagement on this platform and I used to use it for my comedy. Starting today, I am going to start posting a comedy tip of the day, everyday for all of 2023. Retweet this or tell you’d comedy friends and follow daily #comedy #comedytips #tipoftheday

Comedy tip #1. Write every single day. Whether it’s a whole joke, premise or just a thought, WRITE IT DOWN!!! #comedy #comedyadvice #comedytips #Motivation #positivity #writingideas

Comedy Tip #2 How do you get better? JUST DO IT!! You get better each time you perform, so you should get on stage as often as possible. There are open mics almost every day of the week so seek them out and get up and perform #comedy #comedytip #motivation

The Gag On This...Podcast #FamtasyFuneral website has been updated! Take a look at who Nicole Eichenberg PoBoys Podcast @TeresaSFAS Morty Stein Mike Gray Stand Up Dads Podcast Danielle Deluca and myself picked this year! fantasy-funeral.com/2023.html

I didn’t win the Mega Millions jackpot last night. But I’m sure whoever did, inappropriately touched me years ago

Finally posted the #FantasyFuneral2023 draft! Check out the Gag On This...Podcast Youtube page to see who Morty Stein, Nicole Eichenberg, PoBoys Podcast, @TeresaSFAS, Annie, Mike, Rob, Charron, and myself picked! Also visit fantasy-funeral.com to follow along! youtu.be/U2AJIscnQZs

#LocalComedyShoutOut Morty Stein Amber Pace @itssarahdutcher Gabriel Alexander 🖕🏽👅 Josh Means Nicole Eichenberg @DUHHarmony @keithlowell Johnny Taylor, Jr. STAB! Comedy Theater

Morty Stein “Looks like you’ve been shaking your booty down on the dock!” ~Mrs.Smails

Morty Stein Judge Elihu Smails He’s not a member grandma, he’s a caddie.

Thursday night. Thought I’d spin some Alanis Morrisette ( a lot of these songs sum up my vacation) #vinyl #vinyladdict #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyljunkie #record #recordcollection #records #alanis #alanismorrisette #jaggedlittlepill

#comedy Bay Area King 👑 G-list Celebrity Gabriel Alexander 🖕🏽👅 Josh Means @itssarahdutcher Kevin Dombrowski Morty Stein @ItsJohnnyCasino Jordan Quattlebaum Julien LaCrosse @nateowenscomedy 千里眼/开房记录/查开房记录/宾馆记录/查地址/通话记录/犯罪记录/查车牌/查人/查微信聊天记录/查 Todd Riley Marc Maple

Check out Morty Stein's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZT8evKfex/

Check out Morty Stein's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZT8K44Gkh/