Globey McRañdom Mortimer 100 Relay They need the bumper sticker “ where in hell is Mortimer “

It’s like going to a concert and wearing the band’s shirt that you’re currently watching. Cept a shitton cooler.

Ole RC has been quiet on the app formerly known as Twitter but this is what Mortimer is all about. That, and lots of stupidity of course.

Eye of Sauron was extra creepy last night.

This showed up in RC’s feed last night. Two things here: 1: our phones are 100% listening to us 2: historical context for FNG: Gorilla Cookies name. instagram.com/reel/C1BT4Ylo4…

Perspective of the finishing climb at Howard’s Knob. RC dares someone to find a better/worse one.

RIP Penis & Ego Bruising Themed Signs, you were one of a kind.

Always Mortimer Season

2024 Goals accomplished: - 14,000 ft of gain - random start (Waffle House challenge) - essentially invite only, micro-relay Bros from F3Nation-IronPax F3Omaha F3BooneNC F3 NC Foothills F3 Gastonia have permanent invites. Rest of yall are subject to screening requirements. 👀 Metro

Poetry

Yo Jamie Roseborough & Brian Jodice you’re definitely being shunned until you hit the Tater Hole, Yeller Buck, & the Knob for Mortimer 100.

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Sup

🚨 Calling all PAX looking to Help #hurricanehelene 🚨 john lambert is hauling supplies up to Samaritan's Purse in F3BooneNC from local drop off at: 1805 Industrial Center Circle Charlotte NC 28213 List of needs courtesy of @iverson_F3 direct from the PAX of F3_Keystone

My guy Wes w/ A Clean Wilson Creek is going to need help w Edgemont & Mortimer community cleanup. Not immediately but soon. Keep in touch w/ him here: forms.gle/VA1B6jfhAnpKcU…

Unbelievable what has happened to WNC. Edgemont & Mortimer were not unharmed. Thanks to Kodak for sharing.

Pictures from Mortimer & Edgemont: waughmw.dphoto.com/album/ncbcq9 This shit is unreal.

Prolly going to hire this crew for my new show: Talk Mortimer to Me: youtu.be/uY7f4_zSty0?si…