So here's what happened: Democrats, seeing the riots in response to illegal immigration enforcement, thought this was the old days where they could blame it on Trump. They did it for three days. Then the polling came in. Turns out people want more illegals deported.

Congresswoman Nancy Mace, we can confirm that, Jarvis is a big burly woman. Think the Wrestler Chyna from the WWE with a less masculine voice. But he's also a lesbian, so... you know, maybe?

Dear Illegal Alien Rioters: Two words: Facial recognition. You're going home.

I'm heartened to hear him say so.

Spaniards are often white, yes.

The founder of Los Angeles:

WAS. Before that it was Spain.

More like MackleLESS AMIRITE!?

Like... literally bombed or....

This is only sort of a joke. I learned a lot because of that game.

ChatGPT, show me the electoral map following widespread domestic protests from ~1968 to 1972

When adjusted for population that equates to zero people. Zero people are worried.

Varad Mehta That 27 years of theoretical Mexican rule is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

The reviews are in!

Be a good human, pick up your brass. 👍🏼

These soldiers appear to be providing security for the agents rather than actually effectuating arrests, in line with the Posse Comitatus Act.

Everybody have a PERFECT night!