If you can beat em, join em. It's time for women to start asking strange men WHERE YOU GET DAT ASS #catcalling #feminist #datass

It's my birthday. So far, I've spent it doing what I do every day. That probably means I have an ok life, right?

Resolution for my 28th year: less politics, more music. #birthday #shakeygraves #resolutions

Occasionally I'll be having a perfectly pleasant day and then I'll remember that Zoboomafoo is fucking dead #pbs #madworld #zoboo

Awesome, professional response. That chemistry is rad, but not our business. #Riverdale huffingtonpost.com/entry/cole-spr… via HuffPost Ent

Normally idgaf about celeb dating, but I'm only taking 2 classes this semester and actively avoiding thinking about my own life #Riverdale

Someone's gotta say it. Donald J. Trump is boring. Like that ignorant stepdad who thinks he's still cool. The joke is played out. #Trump

Does anyone ever wonder about Brendan Fraser? I feel like someone's gma needs to knit him a sweater #brendanfraser #themummy

Before I forget, Donald J. Trump is a white supremacist. #DonaldTrump #DonaldTrumpIsAWhiteSupremacist #USA #ESPN

Every person named Topher is my favorite. Like their moms all just forgot the first part of the name.

Prince Harry is the hot one. #gingers #Royals #truelove

Meaghan Markle is pretty banging, too #InvictusGames #PrinceHarry #girlsarepretty

NEW PLAN: Puerto Rico starts a football team. Stands on stilts during national anthem #NFL #PuertoRico #trump #USA

Can someone please just hide the remote from #Trump ? Give him some legos or something #USA #NFL #WWIII #NorthKorea

I can't stop the dogs of war

I'm not saying I'd marry Bo Burnham, but he looks like a good way to act out my low self esteem #boburnham #realism

Unhappy men are the deadliest weapon on earth.

The worst part is that when terror finally came to my home, I was not surprised. #LasVegas #Terrorism #USA

The world has changed.

Is it weird that 3Oh!3 inspired me to become a vegetarian? #punkbitch #electronicmusic #badvegetarian