don’t let a podcaster tell you that your degree is useless

i might be cringe but at least i dont @ grok in the replies

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Having to completely cut ties with someone u genuinely enjoyed having around but they cant take the hint that u only see them as a friend

When u reply in 20 seconds after they took 100 business days to respond

Wasn't gonna drink tonight but man I miss Ozzy

Watching Puppet Master and that scene where that blindfolded dude was nibbled on by a little doll mouth and that didnt raise a red flag lmaoooo u deserved those leeches on your body u were getting picked off eventually

I love huge subtitles

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Doggy so we can both live tweet the game

My Wellbutrin after getting into my system:

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