Lisa is hollering like a hit dog omg #RHOSLC

Went to my new obgyn this morning and the 20 y/o nursing assistant who did my intake and chart responded “niiice” every time I answered one of her questions like “have you ever been pregnant” “have you ever had an std” “are you sexually active” lmao I can’t stop thinking about it

Gretchen and Slade are truly the two biggest losers to ever be on Bravo and you can’t convince me otherwise. I hope to never see them again. #RHOC

Happy #Halloween

#Halloween

Holy shit

Alright everyone who said they were leaving NYC make sure your places are on the market by February thanks

What a fucking nightmare

This is the worst fucking song of all time

Hey happygoColleen and Gerry R what are you guys doing this weekend??? We got $11 ravens tickets 😭😭😭😭

Girl you could’ve gotten a bachelors AND JD in this time but you’re not serious or smart. You want so badly to be but you aren’t. Please just pay people’s legal bills and throw money at the innocence project and other worthy causes. Let the smart people do the real work.

And????

So many left wing men who seem like good guys but still treat women like shit on a personal level. It’s so fun out here.

His Santa hat 🥹🥹🎄🎅🏼

Jessi to Demi #Momtok #SLOMW

Daddy is home

Just a reminder to never ask how a situation could get worse or ask what else you could possibly go through because I’m telling you the universe will throw some shit at you that you couldn’t have prepared for in a million fucking years

Nerds gummy clusters for dinner it is

Busting out the high-dose heartbreak gummies. Emergency only for when you physically cannot cry another tear. I am ready to disassociate in front of a tv like the mental patient I am