$500,000 race at Sale on Good Friday. About time they started racing on the most boring day of the year. Will provide a nice distraction from North getting pantsed by the Doggies.

If by chance Scummo does get re-elected can his motorcade please pass by the school book depository and the grassy knoll.

I hope the guy who attacked the Tigers supporter with a didgeridoo gets charged with Armed Corroboree

It appears to me that the amount of people who are obsessed with AFL crowd numbers is up considerably compared to last years figures #afl

De Goey planning his night out at the GC. Hollywood showgirls. Can’t concentrate on the game #aflsunspies

#AFLSunsPies If I were a pies supporter, the thought of watching these Daicos boys together for a few years would give me a Macedonian Mongrel

I see at the British Open Adam Scott still the only cheat with the long putter. Can’t have him until he ditches that.

Troy McClure’s IMDB is a masterpiece

#ICCT20WorldCup The only chance NZ have of turning the result of this game around is if they send a bookie out to the middle

Aloisi and Foster two of the bigger silver haired middle aged Hunks going around

Big game in the World Cup tomorrow, USA vs Iran. Teams will be led out onto the pitch by Hulk Hogan and the Iron Shiek respectively #FIFAWorldCup

Elton John 1978 or AFL CEO pondering retirement ⁦The Front Bar⁩

Commonwealth games is a stinker anyway, unless you’re into squash and lawn bowls. Shouldn’t have touched it in the first place.

Death, taxes and Geelong being crowned kings of Mad Monday celebrations

#thekingofsting #thecountofmontefisto

This account is an early seasons account. The good seasons. Maybe people like season 10 through 35. We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without.

Went to the Melb United vs SEM Phoenix game today. When was it decided that NBL games need to be played in an environment of about 8 billion decibels? (Which apparently is not enough for the psychotic court announcer who continually begs the crowd for “more noise”)

Is that Tom Alvin singing The Horses at Moonee Valley?

The Cup for the QClash is almost as big as the Premiership Cup! Do clubs actually keep these things? #AFLLionsSuns

I Heard “Seven nation army” on Triple M just now. It’s actually Impossible to listen to the song and not add the words "Michael Van Gerwen"