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“Ardilla”: Porque se mandó una cagada y se hizo la que la escoba la mató para zafar

This photo brings me peace

you probably wonder how i ended up here ahh

The concept of y’all laughing at someone handwashing their underwear, I be forgetting y’all grandma be 35 years old.

hey i saw you from across the forest and i love your vibe

Okay I know Tigers are big but I was not expecting Big Mama to come around that corner

Okay we know he's yours😭

Don't have my car today so requested a colleague if he can drop me on the way. His exact reply, "sorry dear, my wife may not appreciate it." Men, it is really that simple.

the american-married-to-an-italian content creation is the worst thing that ever happened to the internet

something so primal and monkeyish about scratching ur stomach

how it feels to know you're the least favourite in the group chat but you can’t prove it

I miss being 19 and thinking shit like “I have Got to post a selfie tomorrow”

yo no m olvido d los q m acompañaron a fumar cn -10°

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third wheeling if the couple is fun

I firmly believe in NOT answering the phone or texting bck if I don't have the mental capacity or energy to talk. IDC who it is!

wsh toulouse