How about a big, juicy, heavy, savory, filling, spicy salad for lunch eh??

Looking to be served some content

Who was Toucan Sam? What was it that he was promoting?

There is a magical, witchy allure to a big pot of soup 🧙

We’ll all meet the Guinness at the end of the tunnel some day

i did enuf work today god told me i can just read the wikipedia entry for the tv show 'salute your shorts' then call it quits and get drunk

Okay office co workers, sk8borts are for trix not transport mmmmkay???

DRC? The Dominican Republic of the Congo?

Drinking is a chore!! And expensive!

I can’t live in some small town where it’s possible to know the exact number of pool tables at your disposal. I need to live in a sprawling metropolis where the exact number of pool tables will forever be unknown!!

Dystopian novel idea: nyc 5 boroughs cedes from USA and Nassau and Suffolk counties, being physically disconnected from their primary polity, become lawless wastelands

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if you ever find yourself in front of an vax idiot, refer them to this list

The fact I currently groan and curse when I’m required to untie and retie my shoes in order to get them on my feet bodes very well for my future as a grumpy, insufferable, old man

That dude has real white man stand up comedian energy, not a good look

If you’ve spent any considerable time in New York and you’ve never had a Jamaican beef patty you’re a fucking idiot and I don’t trust you

real quote from British Airways flight 009

'Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress.'

Radiohead is to Daft Punk as Muse is to Justice

Big man headed to work with a big lunch in a cooler

Wow just realized it’s the 100 year for Crystal Hot Sauce!! 100 years of flavor!

If you’re driving around ny without a license plate, a fake plate or a fully obscured plate - jail for three days. Just three days, most people wouldn’t lose their jobs