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4) Backhanded by a moose = backhoofed. Trust me, it stings.

5.) the average moose penis is....

6) Mother moose have retractable claws hidden behind their hooves that only show when their young are threatened #dontgooglethat #moosefacts

7) If you think you are more awesome than a moose, you may need a head ct.

8) Moose are surprisingly durable and have been known to survive high-speed impacts with automobiles. Like a boss. Like a moose.

Reference image for Moose Fact 8, courtesy of the Spruce Moose @lchwilliams23

9) The majority of moose are secret racists.

10)Yes, We have Moose Juice: 24oz LightBeer,24oz Orange Juice,4.5oz Triple Sec,4.5oz Strawberry Vodka,3oz Strawberry Liqueur,6oz Fruit Juice

11) Antlers may hurt, training bra/headgear lifts and separates. #moosepuberty

12) 33.3% of Moose can't swim.

13) Moose don't celebrate Christmas. Reindeer are fucking glory hogs. #moose #festivus

14) Moose are herbivores. Their main source of veggies are Bloody Marys and sweet potato fries.

15) Moose don't have toes. Auntie Moose is eternally grateful for this.

16) Female moose do not grow antlers. Thankfully, there are plenty of stylish strap-on headband options.

17) Moose and foxes are BFF's.

18) Moose have a hump. No word on whether or not this hump will get you drunk, get you love-drunk off this hump.

19) When momma moose is away, the moose pups will... Sleep, they seem to be incredibly lazy and unmotivated without their mom or mom figure.

20) Moose tend to hibernate from Twitter for far too long. #Moosetalk #mooseisback #backagain #mooseisback #tellafriend

21) Before I was just simply called Moose, some referred to me as Sam. Go even further back and I was Dean. #timewarp #mooseyriddles

22) More Cowbell (Said Every Moose Ever) #TheSolutionToMyProblemIs