I have a sudden aggressive craving for saltwater taffy

and on today's episode of what the fuck is that massive bruise and how the fuck did it get there

man i love cereal

why is it still like 30° it's october I wanna sleep with my windows open and freeze

ily vick's vapo rub

I feel like phoebe buffay that one time she got sick and thought it made her sound sexier cuz why am I kinda slaying rn

why do weddings always make me cry I'm watching tv and sobbing

k upon further reflection maybe I just wanna get married curse my hopeless romantic ass

☾•☆ a wolfstar socmed where Sirius and Remus had a secret summer fling and they were happy... until Remus left Sirius in a shitty motel and Sirius wrote an entire album about it.

my right nostril has betrayed me and I can no longer breathe fuck my life I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRODUCTIVE THIS WEEK

the universe decided giving me a bunch of chronic illnesses wasn't enough and made me horrendously sick and sent me fuckass fever dreams all night

Hey guys this is my impression of a wolfstar anti Hey i am a loser and i hate joy and whimsy Thanks for listening

you're not a dancer until you've worn every single article of clothing in ways even the gods couldn't begin to comprehend

the worst part about being sick rn (other than the fact that I'm coughing my lungs up) is that me and my nonexistent tits wanted to do the tears trend but now I can't cuz I look like I've been in a fight with death herself

liv and leo know everything that goes on in my life the second I do and I think that's beautiful

not a single day goes by without leomivia aggressively and excessively professing our love to each other

oh I am So hopped up on cold meds rn I feel floaty

leomivia podcast era when

THE FUCKING CAVE LIVIA ISTG

I love how people are dissecting songs under a fucking microscope and taylor's just out here making dick jokes