oooo - I would love another glass of that lovely fruity lexia, thank you vicar!*Buuuurp!*

Oooo-er, I hope that wasn't the cat. Jerry - I say - JERRY, could you check under the back wheel for me love?

@WantonabuseofEL you might just need to blow up the bag to get the last few drops out dearie.

Hey Wanton! Thanks for the Tweet!!! This is SO EXCITING! I can't believe it! I'm really talking! On the new INTERNET SOCIAL THINGUMMY!!

*Tsk* Egbert, did you have to put so much garlic powder in the gravy? You really are a ninny.

I'm looking forward to a warm glass of Coolabah Claret with my beef wellington and honey-glazed carrots with all sesame seeds on top tonight

Hills Hoist layback anyone?

hates getting emails like that. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!

MUDFLAP

Smurfing heck! I'd best get my smurfs on and get the smurf out of here

@WantonabuseofEL honestly dear, you really can be an awful bore at these parties. do try not to talk so loudly over Dorothy's hors d'oevres

I'm feeling a little deflated today. *Phhhhhhhphppphhhhhhhhhhhhrrrrrrpppppppppppp...........

my thumbnail is sore

ooooo had a good enough look have you? the gall of some people.

bogan joob

Twitter is turning us all into morons

a bit off the top and sides - leave the back thanks Darren