hi ken

X already happened?? I feel like I just found out that was even happening sheesh

whoever invented these types of books got it so bad like this was revolutionary

People talk about “secret menus” at fast food places, but I would never in a million years ever order a “secret menu” item because if the cashier looked at me and said “huh?” I would die on the spot

new phoneeeee (still don't text me I won't get it because everything is annoying and I can't back up my old data for 24 hours)

😭

I just simply don't believe them that they're hiding aliens, ya know? I just don't think we've found them yet.

you've heard of maidenless behavior now get ready for

there is Literally nothing that can stop me from getting into my comfy clothes the second I get home. Oh it's the imminent death of humankind? Hold on let me get my softest sweatpants, I'll need them.

CN: Barbie spoilers It's the same as how barbie and ken are boyfriend and girlfriend but you literally wouldn't know until they said it explicitly lol. The relationships are vague on purpose I think because the relationships when kids play with Barbies are always changing

My posture isn't bad, my body is just shaped like that now

I'm getting the gist but what does IP stand for? It's driving me crazy and I can't find the answer anywhere lol

My twitter app auto updated and now it's x idk if I can handle this lmao