if twitter was about in 1665:

Amorim went from looking so healthy to a fucking Sith Lord in 6 weeks

me playing any song on spotify: me playing literally any other song from a different genre after that on spotify: me playing a totally different song to BOTH of those and just having a great time on spotify: …. spotify: you ever heard that’s entertainment by the jam mate?

gone backwards based on this clip IMO

Absolutely obscene what’s happened in Liverpool. As a parent it makes you think about it even more and it knocks me sick. They just went out to enjoy themselves for fuck sake. Big love to Liverpool ❤️

lewis capaldi coming back and releasing a ballad where he screeches to the top of his lungs for a change. this is just life now. when will the lord just take me.

we will remember you HazeyDaze 🫶

cole palmer and donald trump do not exist in the same universe let alone the stadium.

another great stick to football episode just dropped. my favourite bit is when Carragher went HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH then Neville goes HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and Ian Wright joins in like HAHAHAHAHHAHA and it was just that for an hour really good stuff absolutely recommend it

Glasner will be United manager by the end of the year. Pin it.

the good times, they are coming.

someone should do a joke about it being H from steps who died

Can I shock you? I like Amorim.

remember a a few weeks ago when we could just forget about man yoo being absolutely fucking disabled and watch fat blokes hit 180s 😞

“That bloke who grew his hair might be close to getting a hair cut finally 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣” 🚮 🚮 🚮 🚮🚮🚮 🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮🚮