Blaming everything on end year fatigue when you’ve actually been tired and done since February

This is how I feel the first time I meet someone’s parents or step into their home, like this is getting deeper and shouldn’t be taken lightly. You’re literally entering someone else’s world!!!

Take that period painkiller, there is no need to suffer

i really don’t want to glamorise “low maintenance friendships” anymore. i actually want to talk to my girls often, be present in their lives and have them be present in mine. no one ghosts their romantic partners, so why are friends expected to just understand and adjust to that

I just have to become a real person soon

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gaslighting someone on accident because i have a bad memory

Me

you ever speak to your best friend and it just absolutely centers you. it turns out everything will be ok. i love you

The Snapchat thing is crazy bc wtf do u mean? Do they not realize the only reason that app is even relevant is bc ppl have 10+ years of memories on there lmaooooo

being discrete with alcohol around children is truly a lost art in the community

When u get into feminism u will realize that going out looking ugly is revolutionary for women

yk your account is dead when you see these notifications 😭

It’s sooo nice to be able to say, “pretty good!”, when someone asks how I’m doing.

I'm seeing so many body-scrub brands pop up... I know we are all using shower gloves, and I'm really struggling to understand if the same people using them are ALSO using body scrubs... And if I've been left behind.

No one talk about how effective hyperventilating is for day-to-day stress management.

How it feels when a t-shirt you wear outside gets relegated to a t-shirt you wear at home after a legendary run

making new friends is so cute to me. the getting to know each other phase and hanging out on cute girl dates. love it lol

Snapchat did NOT try with this years recap. You’d think with all the covert AI we’d get SOMETHING.