I know I'm supposed to care about Trump and Elon or whatever, but can I pretty please just take a pass on this one?

Just got done having a lovely steak dinner with my husband, celebrating our let’s-not-talk-about-how-high-the-number-is-th anniversary. Hope you all are having a lovely night, too!

This. I've already seen morons today thinking that Elon is so wonderful and will destroy Trump for them, when last week they wouldn't have spit on Elon if he was on fire. The tribal BS is so tired.

Apparently there’s a scam where random fraudsters text you “guess who”? and then trick people into giving their personal information. I’ve gotten this text a few times. But it’s funny to me, because anyone texting me “guess who” would get instablock, even if I knew them

This right here? This is exactly why I prefer "wood-chipper eligible" to either of the other two terms.

Iran just became another victim of FAFO.

Couldn't happen to a nicer country.

MoodyRedhead Iran when Israel is done.

I speak fluent sailor and even I’m getting annoyed AF with the old guy in the ER waiting room cussing loudly because they won’t let him eat or drink before he’s seen.

So, when my husband got to my f-i-l's ICU room today, the first words out of the nurse's mouth were "Are you the son? Do you have power of attorney?" Which doesn't seem like a very good sign.

It's funny because it's true.

Yes, you absolutely ARE a monster for this. No “might be” about it. See, this situation was never about protecting women and mothers. It was never about bodily autonomy. Baby Chance threatens their “pro-choice” agenda, plain and simple. If he survives and thrives, then other

NGL, "no phone" was the best part. Even more so in high school.

This.

Truer words.

It's weeks like this that I remember why my husband used to call his family "those people".

For all my geek homies...

Mini-thread.

I ordered a wireless Microsoft keyboard and it has some kind of weird international key setup. I'm fine because I can touch type, but I don't think anyone else could use my computer. I kind of love it.

The more bitter the secretary is about me leaving tomorrow night on vacation, the more excited I am to go.