I wrote a haiku for Trump, to help him through this difficult time: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA fucker

me: wth is wrong with all of us on twitter, craving validation like needy validation whores? we’re like “oooh please validate me, retweet me, like my tweets, follow me’, don’t mute me’. hey, btw, do you validate? parking lot attendant: what

Sorry I called you a Nazi really you’re a terrorist. Much love motherfuckers.

I feed my squirrels I don’t discriminate

My irritability runneth over again.

I just got a fresh Xanax prescription you better watch out.

If you claim you’re low maintenance you should have to prove it at Starbucks.

I’m not a Barbie girl in a Barbie world so what.

😂😂😂

Canada is the worst neighbor

You know Victoria bought that blue check mark.

Tbh there is a bear wandering around my town and the right winger 1A people won’t use their guns. Babies

Your twat is showing

Y’all are a bunch of morons. Can you see this?

Much like being skinny, I think I am simply done with skinny jeans.

I have zero interest in getting dressed today.