Tequila probably won’t fix your problems, but it’s worth a shot... #ShidduchProblems #GirlProblems #JapProbz #UrbanJap #JapLife #WorkingGirl

If you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then you're a fucking liar.

Dentist: *Pokes gums with sharp pointy instrument of death* Dentist: "Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss." #dentistry

She's wearing a skirt so short that you can see her daddy issues... #ShidduchProblems #GirlProblems #JapProbz

This tequila tastes a lot like I'll be inappropriately texting some guys later.... #BBQ #Summer #GirlProblems #ShidduchProblems #tequila

It should be fucking illegal to have a chatty, slow and elderly cashier in the express line at stop & shop an hour before Shabbos.

A wise philosopher once said, "bitches be crazy".... I can't disagree. #ShidduchProblems #GirlProblems #JapProbz #UrbanJap #DatingProblems

I'm actually so ridiculous when it comes to spending money, like good luck to future husband.

Now you know 👍😊

Wtf is a "5 minute shower"??? It takes me like 4 minutes to even get the water to be the right temperature... #GirlProblems #JapProbz

You wanna know why I dumped you... But have you tried being a man instead of a whiny little bitch? #ShidduchProblems #GirlProblems #JapProbz

"hon, guys like him are a dime a dozen" *leans in close Really? That's cheap. Who's your guy guy? #ShidduchProblems #GirlProblems #JapProbz

Pre-Peasach babysitting. *looks up from phone* "Kids!! we're leaving the playground in 22 percent." #GirlProblems #JapProbz #Passover

Never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hrs of sleep is enough. Why stop there? Why not 9? 10? Strive for greatness! #WorkingGirlProblems

According to WebMD you're a pain in my ass! #ShidduchProblems #GirlProblems #JapProbz #UrbanJap #JapLife

Ever since I installed Ad-Block on my laptop. The "hot single girls" in my area don't want to meet me anymore. #JapProbz #UrbanJap #JapLife

Shavua Tov: Every day next week will be the same backwards: 5/10/15 5/11/15 5/12/15 5/13/15 5/14/15 5/15/15 5/16/15 5/17/15 #JustSaying

If he makes you forget about your phone for the night, keep him. #ShidduchProblems #GirlProblems #JapProbz #Dating

RIGHT NOW: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and your scrolling with your thumb! You know I'm right!!