clockwork_monkey (@monkeyclockwork) 's Twitter Profile
clockwork_monkey

@monkeyclockwork

She/her. Twitter fuels my misanthropy and ambient rage.

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calendar_today12-05-2020 14:31:47

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Dr Julia Grace Pattersonđź’™ (@jujuliagrace) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear tabloids, We’re not as fascinated by Harry and Meghan as you think we are. Can you cover something more pressing? Say...the continual failings of our government? Thanks.

Dave Ward (@davewardgs) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A woman was murdered 10 days ago. Today a serving police officer was charged with this sickening crime. Tonight, this is the image the met police has chosen to project to the world. Utterly shameful.

A woman was murdered 10 days ago. Today a serving police officer was charged with this sickening crime. 

Tonight, this is the image the met police has chosen to project to the world. 

Utterly shameful.
clockwork_monkey (@monkeyclockwork) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#GeorgeFloydTrial dear Chauvin’s defence: this is ABD. Please review the footage and rethink your case youtu.be/XEF7yrMXoJI via YouTube

Moniza Hossain (@moniza_hossain) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Gotta repost this every time I see it. It’s such a joy to finish off singing those two verses with “POKÉMON!!”

Gotta repost this every time I see it. It’s such a joy to finish off singing those two verses with “POKÉMON!!”
Andy Burnham (@andyburnhamgm) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In the absence of leadership from the Government … If you’re travelling on public transport in GM tomorrow, please wear a mask out of consideration for others 🙏🏻 We do things differently here and that means looking out for each other and not buying the “Freedom Day” rhetoric.

Good Morning Britain (@gmb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'If I were to design a massive experiment to create a more dangerous virus, one that is capable of blasting through our vaccine, I would do what the UK is proposing to do.' Boris Johnson’s plan to end restrictions is a danger to the rest of the world, health experts have said.

Led By Donkeys (@bydonkeys) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

clockwork_monkey (@monkeyclockwork) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It’s only a “PR” master stroke if you say it is…. Don’t forget Partygate, he’s still a disgrace.

Soulsista61 (@soulsista61) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Tories REALLY want to suppress the story about the then Foreign Secretary being caught in his parliamentary office being fellated by mistress, Carrie Symonds, whom he had recommended for a ÂŁ100K job. For goodness' sake, DON'T retweet this! #Carriegate #Blojo #TorySleaze