The Metaverse just changed the game!… Co-write Kurt Metzger edited by Ben Avery Monarey Elaine Martinez #metaverse #MarkZuckerberg

Some people want the best of everything while not being the most at anything.

The peace you seek is actually death. So why don’t you relax a little, and just live.

SAN DIEGO all weekend w one of my favs Monarey Elaine Martinez at American Comedy Co. Give her a FOLLOW! Hilarious comic.

Whenever I see some bad shit happen to the person I don’t fuck with, I’m like okay finally, God and I are on the same page again. #ingodItrust #petty #revenge

All my life I’ve dreamed about being rich and successful and hiring multiple young studs that I boss around and say shit like “Brad mind your god damn business or you won’t be joining us for lunch!”

That moment when a fake ass person is going through their repertoire of tactics to get you to like them….and you’re like sorry darling it’s still a NO for me.

Don’t go down in the swamps to tell a MFER they’re dirty.

People will trash your character just to justify their shitty behavior. #denial #realtalk

If you set a standard you better be able to clear the bar yourself. It’s selfish to want what you can’t even give. #Hypocrisy #standards #falseking

If someone fails a driving test they lose access to the roads. If someone continually fails to meet your needs, they should lose access to you too.

If they had the opportunity to step up or step in, and they didn’t …that’s the character you’re always going to have to deal with. Cut your dead weight now.

If we see the same evil, and I call it out and you don’t back me up, and you coward out. Thats ok be on your journey but our paths separate - starting this day. #947

Watching imposters riding the unstable waves of trends and witnessing the purity of their ignorance is actually very peaceful.

Sometimes you have to cut people off not bc they did anything wrong, but simply bc they’re not “it”

Sometimes the stress works you up so much that you might actually take a few mins to relax.

One of the best lineups of my career so far - don't miss out on this @hardlemonadela show - it's @danpaustian birthday! #Comedy Jeff Dye Kurt Metzger Monarey Elaine Martinez Darius Bennett Sorbet🍨🥥

Rejection is a direction.

When you’re staying at a friends place, and they have all the streaming services INCLUDING Disney+…MA’AM The physical wave of “everything’s gonna be alright” I just felt moving down my spine, is the moment I knew I’m no longer a fun person. #disney #crack #movies

People pleasing isn’t just some low self esteem shit. It’s also a form of manipulation. Some people do it to get ahead, some use it as an substitution for an apology, and others use it as a way to to build credit for favors. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE YALL #manipulation #realtalk