They took this from you

i will never wear a stupid little hat

It’s perfect mcgriddle weather 🥰

Referring to canned soups as “wet food” ☺️

I liked too many bad art friend tweets and now i get kidney ads 😩

I didn’t get to go to a water park this year but hopefully i will next year!!

Just catching up on some emails this morning.

Gimace

Lordle hear our prayer 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨

why isnt there a Muppets Pride & Prejudice

Who got a microscope? I wanna look at something

I tried to listen to new music and it all stinks >:(

the worst part of going to the dentist is actually that they can see your little mustache in ultra hd with their super tooth glasses

Me as your attorney: Leave him alone.

The babies have put on a Halloween parade! 👻 Don't they look sweet in their costumes?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

i hate tweety bird. no one ever show me it

they just invented reese's pieces in canada, america is like 3 tech trees ahead in candy

i shouldn’t be left to my own devices

Why don't you click, drag and use keyboard arrows on bjork.com?