It is NOT normal for armed guards to be needed for security at children’s events. We are the trendsetters who bring white supremacists to harass private businesses and the queer community. #winning #notreally #justfascists

We get so upset about intellectual freedom because we’ve spent a lot of money and lives to indoctrinate children into white nationalism and we don’t like competition. #momsgetitdone

New non-profit idea. M4L Mobile Grooming Service. We bring the pastors to you!

It’s not a protest if our buddies from Patriot Front don’t show up to stomp and scream.

ISO, women who love FACTS, FASCISM, and SWORDS.

We’re considering dropping the whole book banning thing. It’s a lot of work. We’ll just get that crazy pastor in TN to burn them all. Moms get it done. Florida Freedom to Read Project

Don’t tell anyone 🤫 We call anything CRT that makes us privileged cis white women feel uncomfortable. Defense of Democracy

Make America Segregated Again

Boys will be Proud Boys! Those guys are so good at being a Hate Group! No participation trophies for those guys.

Just call us Toxic Tina’s! Coming to a evangelical bubble near you!!

We loooove to say we’re grassroots, but what we really mean is that we pitched our org to the FL GOP on the Top nine and they love when marginalized communities vote against their own best interests. They were on board immediately.

We’re going to coparent with the government in 2023. Homeschooling is taking its toll. Mama needs a break.

Best way to describe us?