Last night my 9yo told me there’s no way Santa is real… he’s known for awhile that reindeer can’t fly. So I asked if he wanted to help me hide eggs and he LOST IT. “You mean the Easter bunny isn’t real, either?” Oops.

Sayonara, SUCKAAAS (PS thank the freakin lort. This platform has gotten… {cringe} threads.net/@momtransparen…

Everyone’s kid screams, “REPORT HIM, everyone REPORT HIM!” while they’re playing on the VR, right? 🥴

With my grandmother, mom, & two aunts yesterday and my 83yo grandmother said, “I always told my girls, if ANY man you know tries to kiss or touch you, tell Daddy and me and we will BELIEVE you.” And then my grandmother looked at me and said, “You ALWAYS believe your children.”

the average 4 yo asks 437 questions per day. that is why you're tired.

Me and my kid watching a NOT Star Wars Movie: Him: THAT’S HANS SOLO!!! Me: Or, it’s Harrison Ford

Redbox will be the pay phones of our time that our kids will have to explain to their kids one day.

I was a terrible mother today and told my teens I hate them. Well what I really said was, ‘it’s raining so you might need an umbrella’ but apparently it’s the same thing

roll out wrapping paper misplace the scissors cut wrapping paper misplace the tape misplace the pen misplace the scissors misplace my phone cry

No one talks about how hard it is to make health/wellness New Year’s resolutions when you have a January birthday and it’s not okay. 😰

Love it.

Nothing prepares you for the day that you’ll slip your oldest shoes on to take the garbage out and realize his feet are now bigger than yours 😢😢😢

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When your older kid takes over for your still believing young kid… the SHAMEFUL half of your life begins.. this kid is blowing my elf moves out of the WATER 🥴😂

My tween: yOu dOnT uNdErStAnD mY LiFe… Me: yeah, bc at your age I had a home haircut complete with uneven 1/2 in. bangs. Skincare was a BAR OF SOGGY SOAP. Water came from a fountain. And our clothes & shoes were two sizes too big so we had room to “grow into them.”

Did NOT ever see myself starting to agree with MTG on… literally anything… and yet, here we are. Wild.