i think i pulled a muscle in my tongue while eating pussy lol

Chickens are getting better at skateboarding and it's scaring the left

Every single video game should have a super easy mode for babies. Some people just are not good at games but want to experience the artistic design like music and visuals. You lose nothing by letting people enjoy your game on easy mode.

saying “they can’t all be bangers” as i send a work email

my cocky is a machine that wants boing boing

is it for the plot or is it self sabotage babe

Big fan of Love

sorry I’ve not been around much I’ve been having loads of sex

The hottest guys are horrible at sex. Get yourself a mid dude with a good sense of humor and your legs will be shaking guaranteed😭

I wish I was mystique so bad. I want to be blue & naked & tricking people

what strain of weed will make me feel worthy of unconditional love

sluttiest thing someone can do is say your name mid conversation

MY reply guy flirting with ANOTHER WOMAN on MY feed???????? not on my watch. time to show hole

Just for wearing the keffiyeh. Zionism and imperialism are deemed more important than graduation, more important than free speech, and more important than our kids.

Rent being $1000 for a singular person is insane I want to gnaw on a power line

three beers and a gun

occasionally you're faced with how deep in the fascist state we already are and it's like oh cool resisting this is actually the only thing that matters

how come everyone behind a mic lacks the ability to think

i dont have any reply guys thats how i know i fell way way off