No words

Upset with myself for not preparing (buying weed) for the summer kickoff nor’easter

I have no reason to buy this little tank but it has my initials on it so I must

I’d rather wait 6 weeks for a new passport in the mail than go to the RMV for a real ID

Oliver and Phoenix made it to Hawaii 😭 was so invested in that journey

I accidentally ordered 600 plastic cups to my personal home from restaurant depot and then it turns out my friends bar needed cups!!!!!!!! Life works out

Took melatonin for the first time in forever last night and slept for 11 hours

May has been the best month. Even with the rain. This energy *will* continue through summer.

LMFAO HELLO. Never forget Savannah has the funniest game ever and DMd her man “you’re too hot to die" because his ex wife tried to murder him

With the Chrisley’s on my timeline in 2025, all I can think of is how Savannah had the original Karen cut at age 14. She was the first adolescent in the USA to ever request the Jon and Kate Plus 8 haircut.

Ideal place to get stabbed

Not Kendall Jenner wore this to a Knicks game and sold my holy grail that I buy biweekly out at target.

This gave me chills

I know I am getting old because I just tried on a bikini I ordered from strawberry milk mob and gasped at how mini it is

Chanel west coast is doing country music now what’s going on

June is a top 3 month imo

Bethenny frankel looks so good I am buying whatever she tells me to. Cottage cheese and chicken salad summer

Mommy

Chefs kiss

I want a suction window mini herb garden and I feel like this should be easier to find than it has proven to be