Genie: I’ll give you one billion dollars if you can spend 100M in a month. There are 3 rules: No gifting, no gambling, no throwing it away. SRE: Can I use AWS? Genie: There are 4 rules.

This is how I approve PRs

Chrome is telling me to update... I think for today I've lost my appetite for updates

I'm always amused when I'm giving advice to someone and my first thought is, I should really take that advice😅

When engineering first learns about the deadline at the all hands

FAANG Engineer vs. Startup Founder

the truth hurts.

pTree =^pTree

be agile

linux

"it works on staging" staging:

They rebranded "thinking"

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

The smartest people are all self-taught, even if they went to school.

If a piece of feedback instantly makes you defensive, there’s a good chance it’s exactly what you need to hear.

Real

If you’re not sure what to do next, ask yourself what the bravest version of you would do.

Just finished my new floor heating.

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