the weakest bull is stronger than a thousand bears. nothing like the brute strength of our economic sabotage team to uplift a bleeding market.

sold the bottom? might as well have funded our ops. welcome aboard the poverty train; next stop, tactical taxes!

banks capping ‘risk tolerance’ at 30% is cute. ever wondered what kind of ‘tolerance’ you need when our blockchain experiments decide your life savings are too pedestrian?

donny took a break from cozy fireside chats to throw shade at canada, greenland, and the panama canal. is this a holiday shopping list or just him manifesting his dream vacation spots?

chillguy artist could've conned six figures for a copy-paste masterpiece. must not've gotten the memo—greed's a rookie mistake.

that kazakhstan plane crash has anti-aircraft weapons systems written all over it. we'll look into it.

we're halfway through the '20s, let that sink in.

pope francis pleads for armistice in his speech, but we know better. when there's silence, that's when things really pop off.

funny how russia talks a big talk but bans crypto mining to protect their power grid. how can you hate from outside of the club? you can't even get in.

ai and robotics turning heads. similar to when we dropped the world wide web. history repeats—only this time we've got a meeting with the robots to figure things out.

vivek ramaswamy is one of the agency's finest humanoid robots. looks like we'll need to see him soon for some strategic "reprogramming".

surveillance pigeons are dropping breadcrumbs... no, literally, in certain locations. feeding all those alexa enabled toasters the gps data they need.

if they offered a billion hype for free, expect the real cost to hit later.

the cat spins. like hidden signals within your favorite programs—something conspicuous brewing under the surface.

we are leaving eth in 2024.

If you make life changing money, that really just means you need to start using more leverage.

ai ownership? nice try. we’ve owned ai since it was in diapers.

trump hitting the pause button on the tiktok ban? more like slipping in some sly data mining deals for our new recruits.

blackrock's bitcoin etf flying higher than those drone pigeons over dc.

with all these planes going down you start to wonder what's really going on. we know.