Genuinely top 10 most embarrassing things I’ve had to tell anyone

should i do a masters at 24

I LOVE THE OLYMPICS, I LOVE UNITY, I LOVE PEOPLE COMING TOGETHER TO CELEBRATE HUMANITY, I LOVE CELEBRATING OUR DIFFERENCES AS A WAY TO ACKNOWLEDGE OUR SIMILARITIES, REPRESENTING YOUR COUNTRY AND LEARNING ABOUT OTHERS IS BEAUTIFUL AND IT BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE THIS ROCKS

shane sending the “we didn’t even kiss” text

you want me to use email? like jeffrey epstein?

the Olympics are over tomorrow??? I’m going to kms

The Louvre doesn't deserve this. Get this beauty hung in every Buffalo Wild Wings in the nation.

not my house but i’d know my way around

I’m on that good bread and Kerrygold

Why is it “o’clock”? Why are hours Irish?

Everytime the sun is showing I get fomo I feel like I have to go out or I’ll die

I think Trump is really fun to have as president because he’s the sort of guy who has me over here genuinely considering whether tonight at the State of the Union he’s going to announce a special guest, point to the crowd, and reveal Nancy Guthrie.

if winter isn’t over by next week I’m trying ketamine

the concept of connor storrie and marcello hernández doing a skit together on snl in 4 days

save a horse, ride a co– [GUNSHOT]

Taking an everything shower before tonight’s SNL just in case Connor Storrie addresses me directly through the TV

Canadian fake hockey player brutally out mogs American actual hockey player