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“this is the biggest toilet I’ve ever seen”

Why did the vegan cross the road? To tell someone he was a vegan.

OMG. This is hysterical!

🤣OMG! A VAGINA WEDGIE is called a VEDGIE!🤣

Dear Iowa. You know what to do.

I just lost 3k followers. Looks like there's a mass exodus going on. Drop me any emoji that expresses your mood. I just need to know that you're still here with me! Retweet, please. 💙

President Biden should resign as an act of protest tomorrow so Kamala Harris could be sworn in as the first female president until January. That would make Trump 48 and ruin that stupid hat of his. Can we get this trending.

Dad? Yes Johnny, You know that drunk old man in town you always tell me not to talk to? Yes son. Well, he said that he remembers when we still had things called public schools, and women could vote, and kids didn’t work in meat packing plants, and people didn’t die of

Linda McMahon ought to be able to wrestle the Department of Education into shape.

Oh, great. Just in time for Trump to handle it. Maybe stock up on bleach. npr.org/sections/goats…

James Jones no context memes you are right in the sense that they must be on foodstamps, but if you’ve ever been on them or known someone who’s been on them… all they can afford is the cheap shit that is NOT good for you at all. have you ever grocery shopped before? my parents go out of their way to buy me

BREAKING: Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum hits back hard at Donald Trump with a dire warning after he announces his disastrous tariffs — and breaks down exactly how idiotic his idea is. This is what a real leader sounds like... "Seventy percent of the illegal weapons

Benny Johnson That's the initial payment that FEMA gives affected people while FEMA starts processing the rest of the details to help them. It's for emergency food and shelter -- it's not the total they receive.

Annie

#MAGAMorons is trending. Let's keep it trending!

I've heard the voices crying out about the deaths of unborn children; most of those arguments are religious. But I find it hard to hear someone screaming about how terrible it is to end an unwanted pregnancy while at the same time contributing to or advocating for many of the