During the Holocaust, many Germans risked their lives to protect Jews. Similar things happened during the Armenian genocide and in Rwanda, too. But in Gaza, not a single Palestinian helped Israel locate the hostages, despite a $5M reward. And you think peace is possible?

You know what happened after the last No Kings protest? Nothing. You know what will happen after this one? Nothing. It’s just group therapy for losers.

#NoKingsDayOct18th attendees look like people that abuse servers after church.

#NoKingsDayOct18th is a circle jerk for people that believe Olive Garden is authentic Italian cuisine.

Went to the No Kings protest and got sloppy toppy from a chick wearing a Che Guevara shirt.

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When I don’t take her to the Cheesecake Factory near Martin Luther King Blvd

Hootie and The Suicide Bombers

The No Kings protests are like marching against Polio. Neither exist here

“I run you over with a cataract”

The Boomer Macarena is awful

$20 days she’s either a caregiver or works at DMV

#NoKingsDayOct18th was really just cities giving themselves an enema.

Shalom!

People like this abuse Applebee’s servers until they die of alcohol poisoning

Lucy Martinez was only doing what every ‘torta’ does when their Flamin’ Hot Cheetos have gone missing.

Queen of the Tortas

I bet she gives great headache