I will brave €7 breakfast although the brekkie room looked very Rainer Fassbinderesque last night. Not in a good way. x.com/MogwaiHotel/st…

Breakfast was as you would expect. I may have dodged the fee as nobody asked me my cave number.

Hello again. USA tour begins. First hotel tonight. May have stayed there before, so updates necessary.

So far so good. The singer from Doves was in my room and he seemed very nice. Wondered if this costs extra.

Singer from Doves has left his gloves. Also I remember why is “garbage” (rubbish) collection at 4 am in LA.

Hotel Shattuck Plaza, Berkeley. Very bad start to the hotels. The receptionist was in top 3 rudest, most smug people in memory. NoCa thing?

Finally got into the hotel room and enjoyed telling him to “Enjoy Donald Trump” on the way back to the venue. He didn’t seem to like that.

Oops. The LA Hotel was The Line x.com/graham1A/statu…

3 women shouting Spanish at 105dB in the hallway for a couple hours? Check. The Hilton, Omaha.

StPaul Hotel Montreal. Massive suite upgrade but bathroom had a glass with 3 pubes inside. Rich people preference?

Mercure the Hague. Room smells of 700 farts and carpet is wet. I detest this hotel

classic x.com/InterConADL/st…

The Old Woolstore, Hobart. It's like I'm outside on the road with these pre-Christian windows. Rustic.

Aye mate, just one thing, incase ye need to hoover the painting

I don't know where to start with this. It's such a cluster fuck...... Leave it with me. Pullman Hotel Bucharest.

In this hotel you mostly have to queue for 10 minutes to get the one (of three) lifts that works.......*quiet creepy voice*.... mostly

Hayleys Hotel: Leeds It’s well Brexit. 2 newspapers available - Express and Daily Mail. I should check the bathrobe isn’t a Klan garment.

Often copied. Never bettered x.com/boothsj/status…

POINT A, LONDON: the concept here is Japanese (in a way). Tracing paper is used as bricks and rooms are 45sqcm. Experience the far east.

I'm place of a modern gym, the hotel has a broken lift. For your health. x.com/MogwaiHotel/st…