shout out to all my dogs who still have the wii hooked up

the best part of being a hitman has to be taking a shower where you place your hands on the wall and let the water run down your face while you ponder the moral ambiguity of your actions

I called Mark Cerny and ask him “hey since Elden ring got delayed do you think you could maybe ease the pain with a little Bloodborne 60fps patch?” And he said “sssshhhhhhh” and pressed his index finger against my lips and I just broke down crying I’m a mess rn

Spider-Man No Where to Park

Dark Souls but you haven't been to Anor Londo yet

dark souls 2 is the pineapple on pizza of video games

“yeah I’d like to pitch an rpg-“ dunkey:

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| play Dark Souls 2 |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | | |

While Shadowkeep ($35) definitely wasn’t an insane expansion, it wasn’t marketed as one either. Lightfall ($50) was marketed as the ultimate climax of the D2 storyline, and was supposed to be our “Infinity War”. Shadowkeep brought everything Lightfall had for a lower price. A

This was one of the first toilets on the page, but I decided to make a remaster version since it was recently resurrected.

So easily forgotten

Can I play Armored Core 6 without playing any other AC games? ⚠️ ABSOLUTELY NOT! ⚠️ Here’s the order: - Animal Crossing : New Horizon - Buy an air conditioner - Assassins Creed (any) - Ace Combat 4, 5 & 0 - Armored Core: For Answer There, now you’re ready!

I’m rewatching x-men and… magneto was right man idk.

When Sister Friede starts getting up again

begging you to read this in their voices