This market is such a buy. Oh my god.

Some of you truly don’t believe in America and it shows. bullish EUROPE??? Lmao. Are you fucking kidding me?

Adam Yoder The 9/10 will 10/10 ruin your life …. 100% of the time, full stop, point blank period.

I won’t forget you retards wanted European equities at the bottom

Growing up I automatically assumed the plan was make a fuck ton of money, take care of your family, and date beautiful women. Instead, these soys are asking me about my fantasy team? 401K contributions? Run clubs? Jesus fucking Christ.

Chris Rock said it best. If you see women on bikes, drinking in the daytime…you’re in a nice neighborhood. If you see men on bikes, drinking in the daytime….you’re in the hood

typical day as a crypto trader 6:00 – wake up, check if asia nuked my bags overnight. btc flat, random sol memecoin +700%. 6:05 – make coffee. scroll twitter. everyone posting “bottom is in.” 6:10 – open binance. realize i left a limit order overnight that got filled. price

More ATHs. 50% off lows in QQQ

People move so slowly I can’t stand it A contract can be negotiated in an afternoon I have no idea why it takes 1 week per email

Never trade scared. Ever.

Still think about this

What career? She is talking like she had Michelle Obama potential lol she’s a high school grad and was a failed actress

Getting married without a prenup is like giving a toddler a loaded gun

> girl asks me how much I pay in nyc rent > give number, mention that I think nyc rent is ridiculous for quality available even though I can afford it > “oh so you think you make more than me?” > “yes.” > “how? I have a master’s degrees” > mansplain capitalism

Here’s one of the greatest investors of our time articulating how he uses charts to generate ideas, yet some 18 yr old on fintwit with a $500 robinhood account says TA is witchcraft

Cope. Outside of an anomaly, the average person can’t do this. Speaking from experience, the gap between me and everyone I grew up with is deafening (24-27). Even those I went to college with. “Some people are so behind in a race they actually think they’re leading”

This will not age well. Unfortunately people like him wont go to prison when the house of cards collapses

Blue Owl is literally the only financial firm that I’ve ever seen do promotions on Linkedin. Look at this pig shaking his tin cup for 401k retail liquidity as his stock crumbles down every single day.