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this man admitting that the reason he wore the shirt he did to go out was because it still had some of my scent on it? OH (I think I’m in love)

I remember being called “thunder thighs” ever since I was a kid and now having massive thighs is a point of pride

one of my favorite things about my man is how he’s never dated a Freak before and he has no idea how to act when I do something objectively Freaky

dude yes, I saw her in Immaculate and it’s my absolute favorite movie from her

just some instances of me being Very Fine recently

I had pizza for dinner in the park with my man and got felt up in a PG-13 way, what a teenager moment

My unpopular opinion; barebell protein bars are not that good

finally get these white boys out my face

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” bro I asked an ancient dragon who talks to me in riddles we're not the same

my bisexuality is in shambles

"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i just made some shit up and people believe me because i'm well read and use big words

"are you seriously going to cry just because you're stressed?" me:

Amy Lee (Evanescence) joins in the No Kings protests currently being held across the country.

“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the grinning bobcat why he grinned

I had no reason to be this fine at the gym today

We need to start calling women losers more

I walked into the gym and two girls told me I was pretty and called me a baddie 🥹