I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the Lord

Nicotine addiction isn’t real

Just watched a movie w/ my mom and made a huge mistake because it was way more graphic than I remember

Actually I would feel much safer.

Nietzsche would love Lana Del Ray

Hard to believe that there are still people out there dumb enough to watch Candace Owens

Agarthan Israelism

The spread of the little kingdom of Wessex into more than a country, more than an empire, into a race which has conquered half the earth and holds a quarter of it is perhaps the greatest fact in all of history.” - Theodore Roosevelt

Manager gave me a free handle

it's okay. decently smooth, 80 proof, not much flavor

Charge them $100k per tweet too

Imagine showing Nietzsche your account just before he published Birth of Tragedy. Would he still have done it?

Total Conspiretard Death (TCD)

I’ve realized that my church only sings bangers Praise God!

Happy Feast of St. Matthew Remember to thank your local IRS agent for his service 🫡

I’ve come to dislike almost everything and everyone on the far right to some extent. Maybe it’s time to go back to real life.

I know it’s become popular to warp “love your enemies” into the exact opposite of what it means, but I still think this is what Christian piety is supposed to look like

I heil Dune architecture