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What if the Talmud were written today? New-world comedy 🤝 Old-world teachings. Feel free to tweet your own! DM or [email protected] 🎗️🎗️🎗️

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BREAKING: President Trump moves portrait of Barack Obama to “hidden” stairwell in White House, hangs portrait of Lubavitcher Rebbe in dining room

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DID YOU KNOW: One of the greatest lies is the fabricated narrative of a distinct "Palestinian people" as a tactical weapon against Israel, admitted by PLO leader Zuheir Mohsen in 1977: "The Palestinian people does not exist... We exploit [it] for political reasons." This myth,

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Classic joke: One Shabbat morning during prayers, Yankel whispers to his friend Mendel, “Nisht shabbes geret (not to speak of it on Shabbat), but I’m selling my car.” Mendel asks, “Nisht shabbes geret, how much?” Yankel responds, “Nisht shabbes geret, $3000.” Mendel whispers,

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Discussing this week’s parsha, Rav Jonathan Sacks observes that Moshe is warning Am Yisrael of the potential dangers not of wandering in the desert, as they have been doing for the last 40 years, but of the success that they will enjoy once they conquer the land. Civilizations

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I’m old enough to remember how when after slaughtering over 1,000 Jews in Israel, Hamas was met with street parties in Gaza, where “civilians” mutilated kidnapped bodies