A short story: She believed she could make it to shul, but it was 91 degrees & humid, so she didn't

Hamas is so lucky I don’t own a dragon

BREAKING: President Trump moves portrait of Barack Obama to “hidden” stairwell in White House, hangs portrait of Lubavitcher Rebbe in dining room

DID YOU KNOW: One of the greatest lies is the fabricated narrative of a distinct "Palestinian people" as a tactical weapon against Israel, admitted by PLO leader Zuheir Mohsen in 1977: "The Palestinian people does not exist... We exploit [it] for political reasons." This myth,

WANTED: Caretaker for my Tel Aviv beach house. Also, Tel Aviv beach house. Also, money for said beach house.

Classic joke: One Shabbat morning during prayers, Yankel whispers to his friend Mendel, “Nisht shabbes geret (not to speak of it on Shabbat), but I’m selling my car.” Mendel asks, “Nisht shabbes geret, how much?” Yankel responds, “Nisht shabbes geret, $3000.” Mendel whispers,

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Discussing this week’s parsha, Rav Jonathan Sacks observes that Moshe is warning Am Yisrael of the potential dangers not of wandering in the desert, as they have been doing for the last 40 years, but of the success that they will enjoy once they conquer the land. Civilizations

I’m old enough to remember how when after slaughtering over 1,000 Jews in Israel, Hamas was met with street parties in Gaza, where “civilians” mutilated kidnapped bodies

I heard there was recently a national mohel convention. Apparently, they have sessions where everyone shares tips.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a Kotel tunnel guide wasn’t the right choice.

“Let’s give them a state”

These Microsoft workers protesting Israel contracts should get the blue screen

They’re calling this a famine in Gaza 🤔