#EidMubarak to all my Muslim brothers and sisters.

Is it over yet? Have England won the world cup? #TUNENG #England

Hey, I thought this thing was supposed to be 'Social' media?

You sure got a lot of energy for something so small and fluffy.

I wish that I knew what I know now, when I was younger. Ooh la la.

The Faces are great.

Two Albanians beat Serbia. Ha! #SERSUI #Kosovo #Albania

When people ask, 'what's the one thing you want in a guy?'... Apparently 'my dick' isn't an appropriate answer.

Still thought that was a little boring. England were poor most of the game.

Boris Johnson. What a knob. Glad he's gone.

The new Health Secretary Matt Hancock has voted for more privatisation of our NHS and taken money from donors who want to scrap it. The NHS is not safe in Tory hands. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

#BristolPride #Pride #LoveYourself

Urgh

Yeah I probably could've been a lot better husband. Vidiots Billy Ray Walrus

I'll fight anyone who says drinking causes violence.

Cat. #InternationalCatDay

What little Mikey dreams about at night. Michael Johnson

Applies to the world in general