I have never felt safer than when in the presence of a lesbian. Thank you for protecting me ladies.

the mentally ill urge to sit in front of my door waiting for the package I just ordered

LET'S GO LESBIANS !!!!!!!

REMINDER THAT MY SHOP WILL ONLY BE OPEN FOR ONE MORE WEEK!! AFTER THAT, THESE GUYS WILL BE GONE FOREVER <3

mockspade.bigcartel.com
mockspade.bigcartel.com
mockspade.bigcartel.com

I don't dress for women. I don't dress for men. I dress for the little jester in my brain that jingles every time I take a step

YOU TELLIN ME A PIECE OF PAPER FRIED THIS RICE ⁉️

#Commission
😆

love me a man who :3

if things don't get back on track soon i'm gonna start smoking cigarettes

nothing quite like a little package in the morning

venti is fucking dead

ethel cain is real??? i thought she was some specter people kept referencing cuz all the images y'all post with her look like this

bear

twink

:3

where is the joy and wonder of the world around us bros 😔

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY NEIL. EIGHTEEN YEARS OF BANGING OUT THE TUNES. HERES TO NINETEEN.