“we dared, we did, don’t you dare do that again” - coys, daniel

Good luck retaining the fucking dressing room.

Ange made me feel something I legitimately never thought I would with Tottenham. We should have given him another season.

WATCH OUT 10TH PLACE, WE ARE COMING FOR YOU!! #COYS

Brentford playing “good football” Is actually a bit of a lie Happy 25/26…

If Sonny and Romero are sold, we will have no player over £100k wages... and we are expected to compete on all fronts according to the bald freak that runs our football club 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cant wait for Frank Thomas to turn Levy down, after de Zerbi has. If Silva is then wise enough to also give the poisonous bald dwarf two fingers, it’ll be down to a toss up between Sean Dyche & Steve Cooper…

Imagine Ange being brought to a club to instill a winning mentality then sacked after winning a major trophy for a coach that hasn’t won anything and ironically Ange has beaten every time they’ve played. The irony…. 😭

He just got it. Regardless of the league form, he knew what Spurs are about. To sign off with Audere est Facere instead of the insipid rebrand: To Dare Is To Do, shows the depth and understanding of the man. There won't be another quite like you Ange. Thanks for Bilbao.

Gaffer, where to start. Firstly, thank you for bringing me to this wonderful club that I now call my home. Your instant belief in me to not only sign me but make me the clubs vice captain & part of the leadership group from the get go is something I’ll always be thankful for.

Life truly peaked at this point

👀 “I’ve been doing a bit of digging…” 🚨 “It’s pretty much a done deal.” Natalie Sawyer reveals how close Thomas Frank is to being the next #THFC boss

Thomas Frank in sudden move to Bradford. 🤔

Fucking hell AI Bot, check the news/read the room first!!!

When yer Ma orders you bespoke Arsenal curtains for the bedroom, but mistakes centimetres for metres

If Mbeumo is completely set on going to cash strapped United, then no harm in sending Brentford a £100m bid, just to start a bidding war and financially fuck United up even further 😂

These absolute plant-pots keep serving themselves up for an easy slapping! 😂

Sam Griffiths Nature is Amazing ☘️ too bad your mom didn't take this advice.