Wait a minute…avocados are a
Fruit?!?! I’ll be damn

When a word or two is changed it can change the whole meaning….

Know your value and add tax to it 💯

I’m a real life thug if the right song comes on

Out of town two weekends
In a row…Disney in a few weeks

I can’t believe I missed two of my babies prom today 😞…. My Jackson and Cash ….im not in town…….

jayyyyyyyylllllon…….

Yessss the big girls with seat extenders moved 🙌🏽…look at God!! I swear I’m his favorite!

How did I end up next to the big girls on the plane?!? This has never happened before

I have really gotten good at blocking people #peace

Let me get out and walk this track

I just got sleepy…..🥱

Wait what?!?

I need some out of the country air

Love this! 💪
The future is bright for these two!

I always lose my hotel key or leave in hotel room

Don’t let ppl bully you into being the bigger person, ever. Check shit at the front door

I thought I was growing out of my allergies until I went to Atlanta last month 🤧

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My pregnant wife called me at work, she said — Something Is Wrong.

She was distraught.

She said she was heading to our OB/GYN. I told her I’d meet her there.

Guys … this isn’t just a women’s fight. This is our fight too.

We have wives, significant others, sisters & daughters. We have an obligation to fight with them.